RUMP OF THE WEEK

Oh, lordy! Look at the beefed-up glutes on this fireman. I'll save my tacky joke about him sliding down a pole.

As our friends in the musclebear community would say... woof! (I'm so inclusive!)

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THERE ARE NO WORDS...

This, my friends is one of the hottest clips I have ever, ever seen.

Watch as a hot, muscular looking straight dude eats a wet cumload dripping out of a well-fucked pink pussy. Simply fucking amazing. Yes... there's vagina in this post.

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STRAIGHT COLLEGE MEN (Yeah, right!)

I have been a fan of STRAIGHT COLLEGE MEN for a while, though I have never had a membership. From the previews it looks as if the site is going to be filled with hunky, straight, college-enrolled men, doing dirty stuff to each other in the name of earning cold hard cash. Hot, right? Oh, dearest readers... WRONG! So, so wrong.

Let's start by just breaking down the name of the site; STRAIGHT. COLLEGE. MEN.

Straight? That's debatable. Maybe they were straight, but in my humble opinion, you stop being straight when you start sucking cock. (Save all the "labels are a construct of our society" emails. I don't care. If you are eatin' cum... you are not straight.)

College? None of these men appear to be enrolled in any college... nor do they even seem the right age. While the site purports to portray them as in their early 20's, I would place them in their late 20's and early 30's.

Men? Yeah... we'll give them that one. They do have penises... however nonfunctional they prove to be.

The idea behind the site is genius, however the execution falls flat. It seems to be the approach of the "director"/cameraman to "force" the boys to engage in sexual situations for large amounts of cash. This is not only phony looking, but a major turn-off.

Director: "I will give you $1,000 to lick his cock for 15-seconds."
Actor: "Ewwwww... that's a long time." (Then sucks the limp cock for about 5 seconds and makes lots of gagging noises and spits a lot like he has wool in his mouth. NOT HOT.)

Am I the only one who actually wants to see a sex act for more than 5-seconds? And frankly we all know you are gonna chow down on that cock little fag-boy, so why not quit bitching about it in a homophobic way and just pucker up? Who finds this shit hot?

When the men finally do get down to getting naked there is more limp dick than at a nursing home pool party. Oh... I get it... these boys can't get hard because they're straight! LAME.

In one video there are 5 guys going at it on a bed... not a single one gets an erection for over 30 minutes. Bad editing? Niche fetish? Someone forgot the Viagra? Whatever the deal... it is sad to watch. But I tend to weep for limp penises.

The individual men are sometimes beautiful, sometimes skanky (ingrown butt hairs! ewww). There seems to be some military crossover, and definitely a few guys who appear to have been taken off the street and cleaned up for video. Rocky is totally fucking hot if you like hairless muscle. Dean would be hot if he shut his homophobic piehole more than just when he is sucking cock/rimming ass/eating cum.

Personally, I like my men to like each other enough to get hard. The 7-Day trial cost me $35. Not worth a penny of it.

STRAIGHT COLLEGE MEN can be found at 2scm.com

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ANYTHING BUT A HOTMESS713

Oh my stars! Would you look at how that boy plunges that dildo so deep into his tight little pucker? That, fair friends is true love!

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Welcome to my blog...

This blog has grown out of a desire to write about and review all things dirty.

Uncle Dirty originated on another web site and was abruptly dumped when some uptight anal-retentive members started complaining. It seems that Uncle Dirty's policy of being completely honest and open in reviewing establishments like sex clubs, porno stores and businesses/events of that ilk was more than they could abide. Thus, Uncle Dirty was unceremoniously booted and has been living in quiet... UNTIL NOW.

I have been asked to repost some of my old reviews and in due time I will get to them. What I would really like now is to hear from you;

Where should Uncle Dirty go next?
What do you want Uncle Dirty to review?

Some of you out there know my true identity. I implore you to keep it to yourselves. Just as with any critic, anonymity is one of the keys to my success. So let's keep it our secret.

I look forward to keeping you up to date on all things DIRTY!

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WHOA, THAT ASS IS MUSCLEART

In my never-ending quest to find the perfect fuckable ass I do extensive video research. I nearly melted into the floor when I found this clip.

I would climb between that gentleman's legs and rim him until my tongue went numb. Watch as he poses, flexes and teases with his beautiful, full round muscle ass.

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THE ANEROS MGX

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THE SNAKECHARMER!

Normally I like to put a video right into the blog here, so I ignore any videos I am not allowed to embed. This, fair reader is an exception!

Watch as this guy works a cock just like a snakecharmer coaxing a cobra out of a straw basket. What this dude can do at a gloryhole is amazing. And wait for the cumshot!

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OH FUCKETTY FUCK!

It's Mark Dalton posing on webcam. Look at the luscious little ass, tight pink pucker and thick muscled back. Good gracious! I'm swooning!

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RUMP OF THE WEEK

Nothing like dipping your fingers into the sugarbowl right on the kitchen floor! Wowee!

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COCKWORTHY13 INDEED!

Well how about that? A sideways smile on that boy. Now, those of you who know Uncle Dirty, know that uncle Dirty loves a hot little slutty bottom boy. Just look at how this young'n spreads his ass cheeks to show off his tight little button!

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